Rib-eye for the Straight Guy

Butcher Bar is not so much a restaurant as it is a butcher shop w/ room to dine-in.  They focus on fresh, locally sourced meats, and frequently boast that they don't even have a freezer on premises.  As a result, the good stuff sells out fast, so you have to get there while the getting is good.

Butcher Bar
37-08 30th Ave
Astoria, NY 11103
Neighborhood: Astoria
718.606.8140

I tried their BBQ sampler when they first opened, what a delight.  The brisket and pulled pork were good, but the ribs surely sealed the deal.  It's so hard to secure good BBQ in NYC, and these guys hit it right on the mark.

More recently, I splurged on their 28oz "Tomahawk" rib-eye -- medium rare.  The steak came w/ two sides and some grilled cherry tomatoes.  With the addition of a third side (mac & cheese), this was enough to fully satisfy two hungry individuals.

The quality of the meat is exceptional, the service is friendly and the ambiance is relaxed.  Add to this some truly delicious BBQ squirting sauces and you have destination that is not to be missed.  They recently received a nod from the NY Times, so they are officially "on the map".  My only gripe about the Butcher Bar experience is the sides are too small!  I don't suggest they super-size the menu, but they should offer both small and large sizes to better accommodate the wants and needs of even the most obese customer.  

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Up For Crabs

I discovered these freeze dried crab snacks at H-Mart while on a kimchi run earlier this week.  While they aren't as godawful as you'd think, they are an "acquired taste" -- to say the least.

What type of crab are they?  How are they cooked?  Where do they come from?  -- I have no fucking idea. My best guess is that they hail from Korea or Japan, and are baked and then freeze dried before being candied in a sweet sesame glaze.

They crunch like Cheetos and have a strong, briny taste reminiscent of the "shrimp flavor" packets used to flavor instant ramen.  The sesame glaze is light, but sufficiently sweet enough to balance out this incredibly peculiar treat.

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Hakuna Frittata

Pasta never tastes quite as good the day after.  Sure, the sauce develops some depth, but the pasta itself is always cooked to shit when reheated.  In the Villani household, the preferred method of  dispatching pasta leftovers is via frittata.

While frittata preparation is simple, it does require a certain level of care and finesse.  Over the years, I've found that a two-pan method works best, but you can achieve similar results w/ a stove-to-broiler approach.  You can use any type of left-over pasta, but long strands -- like spaghetti or linguine -- work best.

Left-over Pasta Frittata

4 eggs
1/2 cup half & half
1/2 cup grated cheese
4 cups left-over pasta
salt & pepper to taste

1. Beat the eggs, half & half, and cheese together in a large mixing bowl.  add the pasta, and toss to  combine.  add a heavy pinch each of salt and pepper.
2. Heat an 8-inch, non-stick skillet over high heat.  coat liberally w/ cooking spray.  add the egg/pasta mixture, cover and reduce heat to low.  cook, covered on low for 20 minutes.  
3. Once the frittata is almost set -- heat a 10-inch, non-stick skillet over high heat.  coat liberally w/ cooking spray. flip-flop the frittata over to the 10-inch skillet and cook over medium heat until crisp on both sides- this shouldn't take more than 5 minutes.
4. Carve up as you would a pizza, top w/ a simple salad and enjoy!

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Pretense w/ a Payoff

Bohemian doesn't have a website, a sign out front, or disclose their phone number.  It's a perfect storm of hipster hogwash bullshit -- the type of place you'd poke fun at on account of its absurd pretension.  Naturally, I had to experience it for myself.

Bohemian Restaurant
57 Great Jones St
New York, NY 10012

I forget all the hoops I had to jump through to get the contact info, but it involved locating an email address on a bogus website and waiting several weeks for a response.  I finally secured a reservation for last weekend, and I was pleasantly surprised by the laid-back service, lack of pretense and reasonable prices.

Clandestinely located in what was once Andy Warhol's art studio, Bohemian sports a minimalist decor complete w/ full bar and Zen rock garden.  The space seats 24, and is a great atmosphere for parties of 2 - 4.  They have a $55 5-course tasting menu, but I would advise against this option, as two "courses" were veggie fondue and cold cuts.  We ended up ordering a la carte:

Overwhelmed w/ flavor, I stopped snapping pics after the second course.

Short Rib Sashimi
Fried Sweet Potatoes
Uni Croquet
Pan-roasted Whole Branzini (w/ seasonable veg.)
Foie Gras Soba
Dessert Trio (sake panna cotta, triple berry ice cream, and chocolate creme brulee)

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Time to Make the Donuts

It's been almost two weeks and my metabolism is still reeling from the unabashed gluttony of the Holidays.  Much was consumed, but nothing more decadent than the "home made" doughnuts we had for dessert on Christmas.

These deep fried Pillsbury buttermilk biscuits taste more like a zeppole or beignet than a doughnut, but they do the trick.  I whipped up some vanilla cream cheese frosting and distributed the sprinkles and cinnamon-sugar liberally.

1 can (7.5 oz) Pillsbury® refrigerated buttermilk biscuits

1 qt canola oil

Frosting

sprinkles

Cinnamon-sugar

• Get the oil up to 375°.

• My fry station consisted of a 12-inch cast iron skillet, a quart of canola oil, and a candy thermometer.  If you don't have a thermometer, you should consider picking one up -- deep fat frying isn't the best time to "wing it".  

• While the oil comes up to temp, crack open a pack of the biscuits and poke a little whole in each one creating the "doughnuts".  Let rest under damp paper towel while you work and fry.

• Fry the doughnuts in batches, making sure to maintain a consistent temperature.  Fry for about 2 minutes each side, or until golden brown and delicious.

• Let the doughnuts cool for a few minutes, then slather with frosting and other other toppings you have on hand.

Enjoy!

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Salumeria Season

Italians are renowned for the culinary contributions, but none is more indulgent than the Holiday antipasto.

"Antipasto" translates to [a meal] "before the meal", and typically consists of cured meats, pickled vegetables and artisanal cheeses.  In many ways, antipasti (plural) is a status symbol for Italian-Americans, with a lavish spread being indicative of property and good financial fortune.  If you have the means, you should purchase your antipasti from a true Italian pork store.  You'll pay a bit more for the premium Italian imports, but the quality is unmatched, so long as you go the right place.  My recommendation for NYC locals is Sorriso's Salumeria located along the outskirts of Astoria, Queens.

Sorriso's Italian Pork Store
44-16 30th Ave
Astoria, NY 11103
718.728.4392

Sorriso's is a family run business (as are most Italian pork stores), and the staff is always well-informed, outgoing and amiable.  I prefer Sorriso's over the competition partly because of the service, but mostly because they stock superior products at more reasonable prices.  I won't knock places like Fiacco's and Eataly in Manhattan, but I also won't waste my money there.

Whether you're stocking up on antipasti for the Holiday, or just want an over-stuffed sandwich, go out of your way to give these guys a shot -- you won't be disappointed.


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They Call it Curry Hill...

Kalustyan's is a specialty store w/ a strong concentration in international spices.  While it's great to find garam masala, black rice and gojujang sauce all under the same roof, the real beauty about this place is the hidden deli counter located on the second floor.

Kalustyan's

123 Lexington Avenue
New York, NY 10016
USA

Make your way just past the registers on your left as you enter and head upstairs.  The walls are lined w/ exotic tea blends from the world over and the freezers are stocked w/ yummy Middle Eastern delights.

Two very gracious older men run the well provisioned station towards the back.  You can get some meat items, but I'm always drawn to the colorful array of hot vegetable options at the counter.  A large, three item veggie plate runs about $10 and is enough to fill you three times over.  Personal favorites include the butter beans, spinach, stuffed grape leaves and "mujadara" -- a dense rich blend of lentils and rice.

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